(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, there are
so many countries I want to travel to.
I want to go to Austria,
Cuba
and Germany.
That's why I mixed those 3 countries!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Austria, Cuba, Germany...
Austria, Germany, Cuba!
Au-Ger-Cu.
Au-Ger-Cu!
This is my girlfriend.
Au-Ger-Cu!
Everyone!
- Au-Ger-Cu! / - Au-Ger-Cu!
Great.
Teacher, we're having the fall sports meet.
- There are many events I want to try. / - Really?
- I want to be in the relay... / - The relay.
And I want to try wrestling.
And I want to be in the cavalry game.
That's why I mixed those 3 events!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Relay, wrestling, cavalry game...
Relay, cavalry game, wrestling!
Re-cav-wrest.
I'll show you. Re-cav-wrest!
Everyone!
Re-cav-wrest!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who came up with dieting?
What's wrong with dieting?
I gained more weight.
Now that I started my diet, I won't eat.
I skipped breakfast.
I skipped lunch.
Then I ate 3 meals for dinner!
I started my diet again the next day.
But there was a work dinner!
I'll just eat stuff that isn't fattening.
Chilies, cucumbers, carrots, lettuce...
They taste terrible!
But I still refrained from eating.
Then the chief made me a wrap!
I couldn't stop myself afterwards!
After that day, I really started to focus
and started the mono diet eating just sweet potatoes.
I ate 50 sweet potatoes a day!
Now I really won't eat anything!
I'll watch TV.
"Delicious Guys" started!
I won't watch food shows!
I won't watch the shopping network!
Sports? Sounds like fun.
A homerun! It's going over! Into the bleachers!
Someone in the crowd is eating fried chicken!
And so am I!
Delicious!
Stop eating. You'll gain weight.
- It's zero calories if you enjoy it! / - Geez...
Who came up with dieting?
Go sit down.
I'll be back again next time!
Alright, good job, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
Who's going to be responsible for this?
Compensate! Compensate!
Compensate me for my life!
Who are you?
Hello.
I want compensation from our nation.
I'm Jeong Jinha.
What's with the outfit today?
- Mr. Kim. / - Yes.
- Hear me out. / - Sure.
I got my first new car in 10 years.
Oh, a car.
But someone keeps secretly scratching my car!
Oh, no...
That's why I pretended to be a statue
next to my car to catch him.
Who's going to take responsibility for this?
Why? It sounds like a good plan.
I've been standing like this for one year!
The culprit won't show up. Only birds!
This isn't a wreath on my head.
It's a bird's nest.
One day, a couple prayed in front of me.
I took a closer look.
They were praying for a son.
They started scraping my nose with a spoon!
It tickled!
- The biggest problem is at night. / - Why?
Every night, the neighborhood dogs pee on my leg!
I was disgusted! And then...
I saw one of the dog's owner come running.
I was so relieved.
The owner peed on me too!
Dogs pee on me and so do the owners!
I'm like a human toilet.
- But there's one good thing out of this. / - What?
When people make wishes, they throw coins at me.
That's good.
When I try to pick up the coins,
I can't because they're drowning in dog urine!
Disgusting!
The nation should make bathrooms for dogs!
Or find the guy that scratched up my car!
You can go now.
- Let me sit here for a bit. / - Why?
I've been standing for a year.
- You must be tired. Have a seat. / - Let me rest.
- How about we take a break from class? / - Yes!
- Teacher! / - Yeah?
We have math homework due today.
Oh, right. I forgot.
Take out your homework.
Who didn't do their homework?
- Me! / - What?
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng.
You didn't do your homework. Be quiet.
Zip.
Why didn't you do your homework?
Teacher, yesterday, I was...
- You were fencing? / - No, I played ding-dong ditch.
Who was that?
Get back here.
You shouldn't do that!
Teacher, as a sign of self-reflection,
I want to clean up the classroom for the students.
You should clean and reflect.
Throw out the old stuff.
Teacher, get in there.
What? What are you doing?
You're the oldest thing in this classroom.
Quiet!
- Grandpa-zip. / - Geez...
You didn't act like this before, Yamsaeng.
You studied hard as a freshman.
You were a model student.
And you listened to your teacher.
What is it? Does this bring back old memories?
No, your breath stinks.
What are you talking about? I don't even smoke.
It smells worse than cigarette breath.
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
- Good job, Yamsaeng. / - He's the worst!
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to do some spring cleaning today.
I'll totally have swag as I clean.
What will you do when you clean?
First, I'll clean the bathroom first.
I'll put some bleach-swag on a sponge-swag
and swag the place up.
Then I'll clean the windows.
Wipe, swag, wipe, swag,
wipe, wipe, swag, swag.
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This bowl...
Will become my hat.
And this feather duster...
Will become my moustache.
And lastly, this trash bin...
Will become my sewer pipe.
Don't I look like Super Mario?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance!
This is Swag-per Mario.
Alright, go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the various ornaments...
- You put on a Christmas tree. / - Alright.
First, you hang up lights.
- Right. / - Right?
- You put up a star. / - Right.
And you hang up moths.
Who calls that a moth?
It's a moth. It has two wings.
How does this thing fly?
It flaps its wings.
- Oh, come on! / - It's a moth.
- There's a different term. / - No.
- You know this term. / - No...
- No. / - Don't!
- Don't say it! / - Don't, Seongwon!
- Don't use English! / - Don't!
- Don't! / - No!
Ribbon!
R-I-B-B-O-N! Ribbon!
Red, white and blue American ribbon.
Circus sweetie collar and cuffs brightful ribbon.
Ga-ribbon-dong.
Marathoner Ribbon-ju.
- What are you doing? / - What is it?
Ribbon around.
♪ Girl, you're so ribbon ♪
That's enough! Class is over!
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Two Job Republic)
Wow...
So, this is the Two Job Republic department store.
We're having a big sale.
Check out the sneakers that are on sale.
Are these on sale too?
- You want those? / - Yes.
Would you like to try this on?
- Please. / - Go ahead.
- It's so light. / - How's that?
Very light.
It's a new product. There's an air bubble.
It's great for when you land from a jump.
- Really? / - Would you like to try?
1, 2... Jump.
1, 2...
What are you doing?
I'm a sneaker salesman and a ballerino.
What are you doing?
Do you like that?
Like what? What is all this?
I meant the shoes.
- Oh, the shoes... Yes, I like them. / - Alright.
Please wrap it up for me.
This isn't for sale.
Why not? Wrap it up for me.
This is only for display.
- What? Wrap it up for me. / - It's not for sale.
- Give me that! / - You want a beating?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry! I lost my temper.
- I'm sorry. / - What is this?
Sir, is there a problem?
I wanted to buy these sneakers
and this guy got all mad and tried to kick me!
I want these sneakers.
What are you doing?
Give up sneakers and surrender!
What are you doing?
I work in customer service and...
- I'm a terrorist negotiator! / - What?
- Snipers, get ready! / - What? Snipers?
Hey! What's with this laser? What is this?
Don't kill me! Don't kill me!
- Did that handle your problem, sir? / - Yes...
Gosh, that was really scary.
Hey, what's this? This looks nice.
Hello.
I designed these clothes myself.
Really? Can I try this on?
- Of course. / - Good...
- Oh, you're coughing. / - Yes.
- Time to fumigate this place. / - What?
What are you doing? Hold on!
What are you doing?
I'm a fashion designer and a fumigator.
- Take that off. / - What?
Take that off now.
This isn't infected.
- I thought you wanted to try this on. / - Oh, right.
- Then you should take it off. / - I see...
- Here you go. / - Gross, gross!
- This thing is infected. Gross! / - What? Really?
- So disgusting! / - Hey! Hey!
Hey! Come on!
You burned my jacket! It was perfectly fine!
What are you doing?
Let the hostage go and surrender!
No, I am not a hostage taker!
- Stay back! / - No...
Send in the SWAT team!
What? The SWAT team?
Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me!
Dismissed!
Did that take care of your problem, sir?
Yes, yes.
Geez, my clothes got all dirty.
Oh, then you'll have to buy some new clothes.
- Mr. Song, help him with the fitting. / - Yes.
- Gosh, your clothes are a mess. / - Yes...
How does this look?
Just give me whatever.
Try it on in the dressing room.
These swords will penetrate his body!
What the...
Hey! What is this?
I work at a clothing store and...
I'm a magician!
How could you shove swords through here?
In case someone would come in.
Don't be ridiculous!
- Take those out. / - Go ahead and get changed.
Geez, what was that about?
My second trick is a disappearing trick!
Did it disappear?
Hey!
His clothes have disappeared!
Where did my clothes go?
- Come on! / - Gross! Why are you shirtless?
What are you doing?
Time for a jump.
- What is this? / - Gross!
- What the... / - Time for a jump.
Gross!
What's with this country?
(Let's Do This)
Hey there!
Manager Jeong.
Hello there, Mr. Advertiser!
Manager Jeong.
How is the commercial going for our Speedy GPS?
It's going great.
A GPS needs to be fast and accurate.
We made a great commercial.
- Have a look. / - Alright.
Help me, Superman!
That was fast.
It's all thanks to this Speedy GPS!
It's fast and accurate! Speedy GPS!
How was that? I put a lot of work into it.
Oh, come on.
It was so boring.
People won't be captivated by this.
Oh, you want people to be captivated?
Alright. Let me revise it.
Help me, Superman!
That was fast.
It's all thanks to this Speedy GPS!
Hand it over!
It's so great, you'll want to steal it. Speedy GPS!
Now, wasn't that captivating?
I feel like punching you.
What was that? A commercial should have twists.
There should be a twist!
Oh, a commercial with a twist?
- Alright, let's take another look. / - Okay.
Help me, Superman!
That was fast.
It's all thanks to this Speedy GPS!
Speedy GPS!
I bet you didn't expect that twist.
That really was unexpected.
So that was your big twist?
Forget this. I'm taking my business elsewhere.
Even the models were unknown models.
We're cancelling our contract.
- This is over. / - Okay, then...
- I'll change the models. / - The models?
Yeah! Some A-list stars people will know.
- Can you do that? / - Sure.
I'll use A-listers and change up the concept.
- Let's watch it again. / - Great.
So exciting!
Honey, you'd better hurry our we'll be late.
What are you talking about?
As long as I have my Speedy GPS,
there's no problem!
Oh, no! Where are we going?
We have to hurry! We're out of time!
Left turn!
Right turn!
I don't know where to go.
I have no idea where to go!
Whenever you're hungry,
the "Delicious Guys" will be there!
The 2018 suspense thriller GPS!
Speedy GPS!
Trying to find the lost foul-mouthed grandma.
Nice! Very nice!
Wasn't that great?
I only liked the models.
That story was ridiculous.
If you casted the "Delicious Guys,"
you should use what they're known for!
Oh, use what they're known for? Alright.
Let's watch it again.
This is delicious.
They're not saying the lines.
- So good. / - Say your lines.
- The lines. / - Say the lines.
- You say them. / - You do it.
Speedy GPS is the best.
Yeah, Speedy GPS.
Speedy, speedy.
Now that's what they're known for.
You don't deserve to live.
I didn't hear any of the lines!
I meant you should use their personas.
- Use their personas? / - Yes!
Alright. Let me revise it.
Geez...
There's so much traffic from the fireworks festival.
Look at that.
Right when you think it's over...
We should turn back.
Tell us a different route.
Turn right in 400m.
Take a right here. There's a great hotdog place.
Man, I've eaten a ton of those hotdogs.
A hotdog with some ketchup...
It's so good.
Then you add more ketchup...
And have it with some soju.
- Delicious. / - Turn left here.
If you turn left here, there's a great barbecue place.
For real.
The place next door has pork belly and beef.
This pork belly is like...
And the beef is like...
You have some soju there...
Some soju at the place with whelks...
Then pop open the beers at the fried chicken place.
It's so good.
All this talk about food is making me hungry.
Let's hurry.
Speedy GPS!
Wasn't that amazing?
I'm amazed we're still working together.
Come on... Look.
Yoo Minsang and Kim Junhyeon did impressions.
What about Kim Minkyoung? All she did was eat.
Doesn't she have any skills?
Her skill is eating a lot.
How is that a skill?
And is this a movie or a drama?
Why was that commercial so long?
I can make it shorter!
Yeah, make it shorter and make it good.
I'll treat your team and the cast to dinner!
- I'll make it short then. / - Okay.
Let's watch it!
Shall we get going?
Most searched address.
To the galbi restaurant.
Most recent destination.
To the galbi restaurant.
- Isn't this thing great? / - Yeah.
I should stop by my house.
My house.
To the galbi restaurant.
When you go out for galbi...
Speedy GPS!
Wasn't that galbi restaurant commercial...
Oops...
Wasn't that GPS commercial great?
You got confused too.
This was a commercial for galbi! Not a GPS!
It was hard for me to cast those busy people.
They're busy? I don't need them!
Tell them to go to their next gig!
The next gig is the galbi restaurant.
Why is it always the galbi restaurant?
The galbi restaurant.
- For dinner... / - There's no dinner!
I'm not treating you to dinner for this commercial!
No dinner!
He said no dinner. Hold on.
- Wait a second... / - Hey.
Don't stop this. Why no dinner?
You know me. You're not taking us out to dinner?
I only showed up here because
I heard we were being treated to galbi.
You ate earlier.
- You're Lee Seongdong, aren't you? / - Yes...
Hey, hey...
- Seongdong, I need to eat dinner. / - Junhyeon...
Let's let the GPS take us there!
I'm sorry...
(How Awkward 1)
The air sure is nice outside.
Honey, take a deep breath.
How awkward.
All I smell is her foot.
- How nice! / - Right?
They look like such a sweet old couple.
Let's grow old together like they did.
Yeah.
How awkward.
This is an affair.
Ms. Song, let's get away from these youngsters.
What the...
Honey, I bet you're hungry.
I packed some food!
I just packed this and that.
You just brought different kinds of rice.
Why is it so cold? Should we pitch a tent?
- A tent? / - Yeah.
Don't worry about the tent. I'll take care of it.
You know I'm great at pitching tents.
I built the barracks when I was in the army.
I'll pitch this tent, so don't worry.
- Really? / - Yeah.
How awkward.
This is a pop up tent.
How awkward.
(Refreshing Statements)
We have to close this street when the shoot starts,
so please help me out with that.
Oh, don't worry. You can shoot all night.
Thank you. We'll start the shoot then.
- Quiet everyone! / - Get a lot of shooting done!
Geez, what's with all the ruckus?
Why is it so noisy?
They blocked off the street. What's going on?
Please be quiet, Mr. Kim.
They're shooting a movie.
Why are they shooting a movie here?
Why don't they shoot it on a set?
It's their fault that
I'm not selling any fried chicken today.
That's it. I'm going to give them a piece of my mind.
Oh, stop it!
Why are you making such a big fuss?
I told them it was okay to shoot.
My rice roll place is taking it easy today.
Just because business isn't good today,
don't frown and make your ugly face look even uglier.
Think of it as an investment for our futures.
The chase scene shot at our market
is the highlight of the movie.
People all over the world will come to this market.
Think about it!
A global rice roll place, a global fried chicken place!
Global, my foot!
You don't know what you're talking about!
How do you know how that chase scene will look
and what it will do for us?
You should ask them to do some product placement.
Like replacing the stick shift in the main character's car
with a chicken drumstick.
Or they open up a safe for a secret document
only to find fried chicken coupons.
Or they dug a hole in the culprit's yard and
they find chicken bones instead of human bones.
Then I'd be okay with them shooting.
They made you head of the market,
so that we could thrive
but you're just driving me crazy.
And shouldn't you ask the other vendors
before giving them permission to shoot here?
I did ask!
I went to talk to you a few days ago,
but you said you were too busy and told me to wait.
So I waited. Then when I tried to talk to you again,
you went out for a delivery. So I waited again.
I couldn't take it anymore,
so I told your wife we were having a market meeting.
But you fought with your wife that day,
so she didn't tell you.
A few days ago, I tried stop you
when you were going out for a delivery,
but you just left!
You didn't call for me! You told me to go!
I was telling you to come, not go!
You told me to go, not come!
I was telling you to come, not go!
Forget this. I'm against this.
I knew it! This is why I didn't try harder to tell you.
You would've been against this anyway.
We wanted to have an outdoor performance here,
but you told us to do that at home.
You said no!
We wanted to have a concert.
You said no!
We wanted to have rummage sale to help people.
You said no!
People like you that are always against things
say no to everything!
Lady, did your brain expire?
It's time to get a new one.
You left me out of this decision.
You violated my right to vote.
A right to vote
is my right to express my opinion
when we decide something as a group.
Every member of a group has a right to vote
whether you're a congressman, employee,
union member, shareholder, bondholder
or bankruptcy creditor.
A right to vote can be called the right of publicity
because the important matters in a group
are determined by the resolution of the members.
You didn't even ask me before making this decision.
So you violated my right to vote.
Tell them all to leave.
Oh, please... Give me a break.
Mister, did you give your chicken feet pedicures?
You just don't get it, do you?
I wouldn't be talking if your place was successful.
Yours is a failing business and your food is terrible.
Gordon Ramsay wouldn't even
be able to save your restaurant!
Watch your mouth, lady.
I should slap you with a drumstick.
Why are you running your mouth?
Did the production team
shove bribes down your throat?
Why don't you take a look? Ah!
Alright. Just hold still.
I'm going to shove my fist in there.
Bring it! I'll chew your hand up!
Your hand will look like a chicken foot!
A chicken foot? Is this what you want?
I should poke you!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
If you want your life to end, go ahead!
I ought to slap you!
You want me to slap you silly?
- I should poke you! / - Do it!
- Hit me! / - Do it!
Excuse me! Excuse me! I'm sorry, but...
Of course you're sorry! You can't shoot here!
You should be sorry!
Actually, we were going to order 50 fried chickens
to eat as a snack after the shoot.
I guess the owner isn't here.
I'm the one that's sorry!
I'm sorry I wasn't in line!
So we'd like 50 fried chickens.
Of course! Of course! Hold on...
Quiet! Quiet, everyone!
- They're trying to shoot! Don't move! / - Geez...
- You just want to sell... / - Quiet!
Don't move!
They're trying to shoot here!
(Love Ladder)
We're dating preachers Seo Taehun...
And Lee Sejin.
Forget preaching about dating.
I'm the dating skeptic. I'm Yoo Minsang.
He's the worst.
The only thing I believe in is my wife.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
If you like your wife so much,
why don't you go home after our work meetings?
- You never... / - What are you talking about?
- Minsang. / - What is it?
- I bet you're jealous. / - I bet you want to date.
No way, you devils!
- No! / - What are you doing?
- Have a seat. / - Just listen.
People, anyone can date.
Just hear us out.
Men and women are very different.
We act different when we miss someone
that we broke up with.
Let's see what the ladies do first.
1st through 3rd.
Here we go.
3rd is social media.
She uses social media to show her ex-boyfriend
where she is and what she's up to.
How?
Hashtag the cafe I go to often.
Hashtag all alone.
Hashtag today and tomorrow.
- This is how she keeps her ex up to date. / - Right.
But...
She posts photos on social media in full makeup.
- Because her ex might see it. / - Right.
2nd is phone.
She stares at her phone all day
in case her ex-boyfriend will call.
- How sad. / - He could call.
But because he might make a video call...
- She waits in full makeup. / - Full makeup again.
It's very important.
1st is special events.
If it's a mutual friend's special event...
- She could run into her ex. / - Right.
Yes, they might see each other.
So how should she go to a wedding?
In full makeup?
No, she goes in bridal makeup.
She has to look better than the bride
because of the break-up.
What should she do for a funeral?
She'll wear the prettiest black outfit she has at home.
Take it that far?
- Isn't it ironic? / - I see.
Then how about guys?
Guys are the same.
But the order has been reversed.
3rd is special events.
A funeral of a mutual friend.
The guy shows up hoping his ex will be there.
Right.
But because he doesn't know when she'll show...
He shows up on all 3 days.
- Until she shows up? / - Yes.
Someone might think he's professional mourner.
2nd is phone.
The guy calls his ex.
But she might not pick up if it's from his number,
so he uses his friend's phone to call her!
That happens.
If you get a call from an unknown number at night...
Don't say anything. Just wait.
Then suddenly...
You hear a sniffle!
I guarantee you that it's your ex-boyfriend.
- Some guys do that. / - But then if the girl goes...
"Is this... Is this...
Minsang?"
She says another guy's name!
- Then he gets over you in a second. / - Right.
Gosh, I was surprised to hear my name.
I didn't mean to say your name.
What?
1st is social media.
Guys go on their ex-girlfriend's social media page
and go through it all day long.
Then they mistakenly press "like" on a post!
- This is big trouble! / - Double click!
- There's a reason why this is 1st. / - Why?
These postings were made online recently.
What is it?
"If you take back a "like," is it still in the records?"
"Is it still in the records if you delete your account?"
- So that's why... / - A lot of questions like this.
All guys have been through this once.
Don't make guys sound like such losers.
We don't do that! We don't take back "likes."
Minsang, I saw that you pressed "like"
on a lot of bikini photos.
Are you following my account?
- No! No! / - I was just testing you. You admitted it.
- We got you now. / - No! No!
I never pressed "like" on that. People!
Don't worry about this stuff.
You can be happy all by yourself.
Being alone is fun too.
But these days, mass media
is portraying single people in a negative light.
For example, in movies.
All the villains are single.
And single people are villains.
For example, in "The Outlaws."
The character Jang Chen.
Was he single? Yeah.
That's why he was the villain! He was single.
And in the famous movie series.
Darth Vader of "Star Wars."
"I'm your father."
He never mentions a mother.
He's a divorcee and he's a villain.
A divorcee villain.
And this series is really hot these days.
Thanos from "The Avengers." He's also single.
And what does he look like?
Green... He's all purple.
He's purple with a square jaw.
He's a huge guy!
They made the single guy look like a monster!
- He looks like you. / - And what did Thanos do?
What? We don't look alike.
And what did Thanos do? Just this.
He destroyed half of mankind.
Why? To get rid of half of the couples!
I can totally relate to Thanos.
And kids grow up watching this.
So they think single people are villains.
This is what gets drilled into their heads!
- That's why I wrote my own movie script. / - Huh?
My movie is called "Single Man!"
- Single Man? / - Single Man saves people.
He saves people in danger. Single Man!
"Are you okay?"
"Single Man, you're so dreamy!"
"You're lying! Single Man!"
- Lying... / - "Single Man! What's your number?"
"I don't have a phone!"
"Then can we hold hands?"
"Don't touch me!
I'll stay single! Single Man!
Looks like someone else is in danger.
Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, but my girlfriend needs to be saved."
"If you're fine, you save her! Single Man!"
The final villain would be Song-Song.
- Song-Song? / - Who's Song-Song?
Song Hyekyo and Song Joongki.
- What? / - They're the villains.
Why not? Why can't they play villains?
It doesn't matter!
"I'll defeat them both and be victorious! Single Man!"
The theme song is by the hot rapper, Mommy Son.
♪ Couples like Gummy and Cho Jungseok, wait ♪
♪ Single people never die ♪
That's the theme song!
I will take this script to
Marvel Entertainment in the U.S.
Stan Lee of Marvel should make
Yoo Minsang's "Single Man" a movie!
Use me as the lead!
Geez... Give me that!
You're being ridiculous.
- That's why you aren't married yet. / - Sit down.
Go sit down!
Happiness... Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife! I'm Park Yeongjin.
Lucky him.
Gosh, I'm so happy.
As for me...
Just imagining that I never met my wife...
- What is it? / - Why are you so happy?
That's how sad I'd be.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I never took care of my health.
But now, my pretty wife
always looks after my health.
She always makes me egg dishes in the morning,
so I don't gain weight.
Fried eggs for a week.
Rolled eggs for a week.
Steamed eggs for a week.
Then I told her I was sick of eggs.
So this week, she's making hard-boiled eggs.
Now this is a mono diet.
And she's always telling me,
"Dear, go get the package from downstairs."
"Take the recyclables out."
"Take the dog for a walk."
"Go out and buy me some stockings."
And when I do...
"Not these! I wanted coffee color!"
"What are you doing? Go out and buy them!
Go there and send me a photo."
Gosh, the weight just melts off!
She's like the king.
Now that's a real diet.
- How is that a diet? / - Yes.
But I after dieting like this...
I'm really going to die.
You know what's amazing?
My dad is on this exact same diet.
I'm so happy!
Oh! And another thing.
Before I got married,
I wanted a girl that was good at drawing.
But now, I live with a pretty wife just like that.
She only draws big pictures.
Summer ended some time ago,
but she bought a bikini recently.
I took a look and I said
the bikini was a bit revealing.
So she bought a rash guard.
Why bother getting a bikini with a rash guard?
"Bikinis photograph better." That's what she said.
I told her cell phone photos all look the same.
"Then we should get a DSLR camera."
I told her that DSLR cameras are expensive.
"I hear they're cheap in Japan."
So she wanted to take a trip to Japan.
But! Since we're going to Japan...
She wanted to go to Okinawa to wear her bikini.
This was my wife's big picture
for us to go to Okinawa!
Yes! You have to clap at that.
Amazing.
You're all clapping,
my wife got to go to Okinawa
and I feel like cussing.
You know what else is amazing?
She looked through our photos from Okinawa.
She deleted them all because she looked fat.
And this is what she said.
"Dear, once I lose weight, let's go to Hawaii."
I guess we're going to the west for her next scheme.
I'm so happy!
- Oh! I should go home now. / - Why?
My wife bought pasta.
I'm pretty sure it's a scheme to go to Italy.
She bought pasta!
See that, everyone? We're all actually very happy!
(How Awkward 2)
Mother, how's the food?
It's so salty! You call this cooking?
I'm not eating this!
How awkward.
She finished all of it.
Can't you do anything right?
Think about when you got married!
Aren't you going to have kids?
How awkward.
I have 5 kids.
- We have 5 kids... / - Don't talk back to me!
Didn't your mother teach you better than that?
How awkward.
She's my mother.
Mom, you're the one that taught me.
My puppies! Where are my puppies?
- Grandma! / - Grandma!
How awkward.
I was looking for actual puppies.
Fido! Pluto!
How awkward.
(Come On!)
Are you ready?
Okay!
5, 6, 7, come on.
1 and 2...
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
1 and 2...
- Spin them! / - 3, 4...
- 5, 6, 7, 8. / - Come on.
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.... / - Higher!
- Higher! / - 6, 7, 8.
- Basic. 1, 2... / - Down, down.
Hold on.
Did you step on ginkgo nuts?
I changed my perfume.
- Ginkgo scented perfume! Come on! / - What?
Come on.
Looks like you got a tan.
I got whitening done.
Come on!
- What? / - Come on! Come on!
Come on. Down, down.
- Up, down... / - Dad!
Daddy's working. What is it?
What do you think? I need money.
I don't have any money!
I'm telling mom then...
Fine, fine.
- Here. / - Yeah!
How did you know that I went to
a Black Pink concert behind your mom's back?
You went to a Black Pink concert, dad?
- Mom! / - Alright, alright!
Fine... Here.
- Yeah! / - Come on!
- 1, 2, 3... / - I'm going to another concert next week!
What?
7, 8.
- Basic. 1, 2, 3... / - Michael.
- Yes? / - I have a concern.
What is it?
I'm not sure if I should get married or not.
Don't.
Why not? I heard being married is great.
You can share your struggles and sorrows.
- And share your money. / - Huh?
Come on!
- 1, 2, 3... / - Then what should I do?
See? A secret stash.
- A secret stash! / - Dad! You have a secret stash!
- Mom! / - Here! Here.
Yeah!
Come on!
Basic.
- 1, 2, 3... / - Michael! Michael!
- Here. / - Thanks, Michael.
Come on!
The 1st floor bathroom is locked! Use the 2nd floor!
- Basic. 1, 2, 3... / - Michael!
Yes?
- I have a concern. / - What is it?
I'm taking a trip overseas.
And I haven't pick out sunglasses yet.
Really? I'll make a recommendation.
Try these on.
Wow, they look great.
Come on... Nobody wears sunglasses like these.
- A famous celebrity wears those! / - Who?
Choi Yangrak.
These sunglasses are pretty nice!
Stone flicking!
I'm Choi Yangrak.
Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
- Basic. 1... / - Michael! Michael!
- Michael! / - Here, here.
Thank you!
Come on!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
5, 6, 7, come on.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Fly. 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
(So Touching)
I haven't slept from all this overtime. I'm exhausted.
- Manager Jeong. / - Yes?
Did you hear I moved to your neighborhood?
Oh, yes, I heard.
I'm having a housewarming party soon.
You all should keep that in mind.
- Oh! / - Yes?
By the way, I have plenty of toilet paper at home.
- Geez... That miser wants gifts. / - Yeah.
Which building do you live in, Manager Jeong?
I'm in building 2.
That's right next to me!
We should start carpooling to work from now on.
This should save some gas.
Oh, that's great...
What? You got a problem?
No, not at all.
What time should I pick you up tomorrow?
No!
- We'll take my car. / - What?
I know you're tired from all the overtime.
Get some sleep in the car.
Chief!
I'll make sure you sleep well, Manager Jeong!
A sleeping mask!
A neck pillow!
And if you still can't sleep...
ASMR!
Sweet dreams, Manager Jeong.
He's like a sleeping pill!
Chief!
- Deputy Yang. / - Yes.
Manager Jeong is tired. Go make some coffee.
- Oh, yes, sir. / - Thanks.
Hold on...
Do you all have plans this weekend?
- Well... / - Oh, you don't?
That's great.
Be at Dobongsan Station
by Saturday at 10 a.m.
Why doesn't he go hiking by himself?
What's with all the complaining?
Oh, come on.
The weekend is for resting. I don't want to go hiking.
Who said we're going hiking?
Then what is it?
Deputy Yang's mother is having her 80th birthday.
Be there by 10!
Chief!
But the party starts at 12. Why meet up so early?
- Come on, man! / - Yes?
We should practice for your mom's birthday party!
We'll be the ones to entertain your mother!
Singing!
- ♪ My love for you ♪ / - Dancing!
♪ Is absolute ♪
Some flashy stage effects!
He's just like the romantic guy, Choi Sujong!
Chief!
- Get to work! / - Yes...
Thank you.
Why is this office such a mess?
What's this smell?
Excuse me. Who are you?
This office isn't open to just anyone.
Anyone?
Did you just say anyone?
I'm the daughter of the CEO!
How dare you?
Don't you know I could get all of you fired?
What's going on? What's all the ruckus?
Hello, Mr. CEO...
What's going on?
Dad!
He glared at me and he was rude to me!
What?
Get out now.
Get out now!
- Where are you going? / - Pardon?
I told you to get out now!
How dare you act so disrespectfully?
Mr. CEO!
Geez!
Mr. CEO, she's your family. Is this okay?
You guys are my family too.
Mr. CEO, since we're family,
can I call you father?
Why am I your father?
I'm sorry...
- Just call me big bro. / - Big bro!
Then can I call you big bro too?
Hey!
You're older than me, Chief Song!
Oops!
They treat us like brothers!
Mr. CEO! Chief! We love you!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
You sure are excited.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple balloon trick.
That's good. Give it here.
Okay.
I have a balloon.
It popped.
Now I'll take this balloon
and cast a spell on it.
Abracadabra.
Wow...
Wow!
Amazing, right?
Do you have a lighter?
Abracadabra.
- Wow. / - Wow.
- Amazing, right? / - Wow.
Now it's time for the highlight of our show.
I will be splitting the human body.
We'll bring in some very kind magicians
to help us with this trick.
- Come on out. / - Yes, boss.
Hello, boss.
Alright.
So good at greeting people. How nice.
Now I will split the human body.
Let me know if you want to get in the box.
You.
This guy and this guy.
Get inside the boxes please.
- Yes, boss. / - Yes, boss.
Get in the boxes.
This is the first time the Pigeon Magic Troupe
will be splitting the human body.
You're all about to see something amazing.
Take a look at the boxes.
- Magician Lee Seongdong. / - Yes, boss.
- Thanks for all the hard work. / - What?
What do you mean by that?
Thanks for your hard work.
- Boss... / - It doesn't mean anything special.
- Abra... / - Why did you...
- Ow! / - Sorry about that.
I bet that hurt a bit.
- Abracadabra! / - Boss! Boss!
Right down the middle.
When you meet someone...
- You eventually have to say good-bye. / - Boss...
- Abracadabra! / - My legs!
And now...
It sounds like something happened over there, boss.
Nothing happened. He just made some sounds.
- We haven't known each other that long. / - Yes.
Then...
I guess we're saying good-bye now.
Abracadabra!
Alright...
I will lose two talented magicians
with this amazing trick.
I bet this hurts.
- Ow... Ow! / - It's in there now.
Now...
We will split the bodies of these magicians.
Abracadabra!
- Amazing, right? / - Wow!
And it's not over yet.
Now... We'll change up their bodies.
And this is even more amazing.
We'll put the top halves together
and the bottom halves together.
Make the changes.
Watch carefully.
How are you now?
This feels strange, boss.
I bet. I'm sure you aren't fine.
Okay, okay, okay.
Put them together.
Bodies, change.
Are the curtains up?
I'd like to tell you all this first.
The Pigeon Magic Troupe
is in need of two new magicians.
If you have any experience in magic
or if you have a high tolerance for pain,
please contact me.
So then... Let's see how their legs changed.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
The legs have changed.
Then we should see...
How their top halves changed!
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
Boss, what happened?
What an amazing change! Applause!
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
Operator for a treadmill that will keep you healthy.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong. Operator for this body lotion
that will keep you moist all day long.
I'm Yang Seonil. Operator for this coffee machine
that's like a barista for your home.
Buy some pickled fish.
I made all these pickled fish myself.
Ma'am, buy $10 worth of our pickled pollack roe...
And spread it all over your body.
It smells very nice.
Ma'am, try shaking your body in front of
your husband after applying our body lotion.
Then your husband will...
Fall right asleep.
A bit of exercise will help you sleep better.
Try running for 30 minutes before bed.
Then...
Look at these guts.
We put an entire hairtail in here.
- This is all... / - Grounds.
Use coffee grounds for deodorizing.
And the coffee beans we throw in
are premium beans from Colombia.
- Just one smell and... / - You'll get freckles.
But our product also protects you from UV rays.
You can even use it on your face.
Rub some on and take a look in the mirror.
This is aged!
That's why it tastes better.
Especially our pickled squid.
You can't compare this with the other places.
- The squid we use... / - Has adult diseases.
Try exercising to take care of yourself.
Just a little bit of running will get you sweating.
- That sweat... / - Is all in this capsule.
It's very convenient.
You know who our spokesmodel is, right?
With a firm body and a young face...
It's Marathoner Lee Bongju.
Lee Bongju raved about our product.
Sir, you have to exercise now that you're older.
- What are men all about? / - Your figure.
This will even improve your figure.
Sir, give your wife our body lotion
as a wedding anniversary gift.
Then your wife will probably say this.
So cheap.
Our pickled herring is cheap
and so is our anchovy extract.
Pickled herring makes a great side dish.
And the anchovy extract...
Should be drank in the morning.
If you drink coffee on an empty stomach...
Pickled shrimp.
Our pickled shrimp is delicious too.
They're made from freshwater shrimp, so...
It's really rough.
You have to moisturize when the seasons change.
Our product also contains honey, so...
It leaves water stains.
But our product has a self-cleaning function.
Sir, make some coffee when you have a guest.
- Then... / - They'll call the police.
But with our product, you don't have to worry
about disturbing your neighbors with noise.
Ma'am, you should buy our product today.
If you buy today, to carry all your makeup...
We'll throw in a tumbler.
To remove your makeup...
We'll throw in sweat socks.
- And for blush... / - We'll throw in chili powder.
Ma'am...
Thank you for your purchase.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show
is featured on TV often!
They'll perform feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
Frozen pollack for sale!
Great for hangover soup!
- Just buy one... / - Hey!
- What are you doing? / - It's not like that...
You fool!
We sell shredded pollack too.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We will bend these steel bars
with our rear end.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
- I can do this! / - Oh?
No, no, no!
Not like that!
Bend them this way!
What?
Huh?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this...
I won't think of this doll as you and kiss it.
No wonder I kept breaking out around my lips!
- I'll do it then. / - Good!
(Do not try this at home)
You did it, Gupal!
Are you okay, Gupal?
- We sell butt pads too! / - Good!
Hold it! You can't sell stuff here!
Don't be like that. Buy a butt pad.
I don't need one.
Gosh! I want to buy that butt pad.
This is mine! Get out!
Come backstage if you want to buy one!
Get out!
Introducing the next show...
Our next show has captivated
the world with traditional singing!
It's the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today is...
- "Cinderella." / - Great!
The prince held a ball at the palace.
The prince fell for Cinderella at first sight
and started talking to her.
- This is what Cinderella told the prince! / - Yes!
I just came to here to dance.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of princes, pizza and men ♪
♪ The best is Kim Yonja ♪
♪ Life starts now ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
As soon as it became midnight,
Cinderella ran out of the ball.
This is what she said when she saw her carriage!
Double fare to Suyuri! Double!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of Suyuri, ducks and bridges ♪
♪ The best is Yang Sehyeong ♪
♪ Yang Sebari, Yang Sebari, everybody... ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Hold on.
Then does this slipper...
- Belong to you? / - Yes, it's mine.
Please try it on.
Nonsense!
- Get out of here! / - Nonsense!
Introducing our next show...
♪ My hands shiver, my feet shiver ♪
♪ From drinking too much ♪
Who are you?
I want to put on a show today.
You can't put on a show when you're drunk!
- Come on! Let me put on a show! / - Get out!
Security!
What's your deal?
Blow him up like a balloon!
What the...
Pop!
(B-boy Lee Gyeongrok and Park Jongmin)
Hold on.
Come on...
These guys did all the hard stuff.
All you did was yell. They did everything.
Fine, I'll show you a real headspin then.
A headspin?
- Step aside. / - Really?
Wow...
What?
Just get out of here!
Geez...
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Today ♪
♪ We ate 10 meals ♪
But I'm still hungry.
♪ A good girl, a bad girl, a bowl of spicy soup ♪
Soup?
- What a surprise. / - Spicy soup is delicious.
You pick out the beef
and dip it in mayo. It's delicious.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Where is the Chinese delivery guy? ♪
What was that? Gosh...
Now I want black bean noodles.
With picked radish.
Black bean noodles with mayo.
That really... ♪ Sounds good ♪
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ A curved fried shrimp ♪
This is fried shrimp.
Shrimp are in season. That sounds delicious.
Fried shrimp is delicious dipped in mayo.
Shrimp is great.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Will you marry me? ♪
For the wedding buffet.
- You're getting married for the buffet? / - Yeah.
I want braised short ribs.
Braised short ribs are amazing with mayo.
It's always mayo.
- Mayo with short ribs? / - Of course.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Rice is ready, rice is ready ♪
The rice is ready?
- The rice is ready? / - Sure.
What are you having it with?
Rice is best after you stir some mayo in there.
Mayo with rice?
That really... ♪ Sounds good ♪
Hello! This is Yoo Minsang's driver service!
♪ They're the same on both sides, grilled herring ♪
♪ Grilled herring ♪
- Didn't you say driver service? / - ♪ Grilled herring ♪
The driver takes you for some ♪ Grilled herring ♪
With grilled herring, you need some mayo...
Enough with the mayo already!
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
Everyone, sing along.
♪ No matter where you look ♪
♪ The best thing ♪
♪ Is being with you ♪
Here they come.
♪ You give me burgers ♪
Why are you here?
♪ You give... ♪
- You're finished here! Go home! / - ♪ Me burgers ♪
- I hate to bring this up... / - Yeah.
- I really want some! / - Get out...
- I can't leave. / - Get out!
- Move it, fatso! / - What? You're the fatso!
Get out!
- Give me that, fatty! / - This is mine!
(Ms. Shin)
- Ms. Shin, hello. / - Director Jang! Director Jang!
I heard we're taking a photo later.
Yes.
I think I should wear this shade of lipstick.
Should I wear my sunglasses too?
It's a funeral photo.
- I die? / - Yes.
You're going to die pretty soon.
Oh? Oh... Goodness gracious...
I don't know what to say about that.
- You have the shortest lifespan. / - Yeah...
Anyway, be good to me until I die, Director Jang.
- Hello, director. / - Taehun!
- So you're having a fan meeting? / - Yes...
Where?
We're getting a lot of fans from overseas,
so we'll keep it small at Jamsil Sports Complex.
How much for entry?
I'm just thankful we're getting guests from overseas.
So only $300.
Oh. $1,200 for front-row seats.
Wow! You're the best at being a crook.
- Practice your acting together. / - Yes.
Taehun! Taehun!
- You're having a fan meeting? / - Yes.
Should I show up as a guest and sing?
I could show up in a mask as a surprise...
- Do that somewhere else. / - Oh, you startled me.
I said something I shouldn't have.
I've seen that somewhere...
- Ms. Shin. / - Yes.
- Can you help me with my acting? / - Sure!
What's the scene today?
It's a love story between a soldier
and a doctor from a volunteer medical service.
Oh, a soldier!
Salute! Private Shin Bongseon!
I'm reporting for duty at this base as of today!
Salute!
- Wow... But Ms. Shin. / - Huh?
I play the solider and you play the doctor.
- Oh! I'm the doctor? / - Yes.
Alright! I'm in character.
- Let's get started. / - Yes.
I have to get going now.
My men are waiting for me.
So... You're coming back, right?
Of course.
I'll be back for what I left here.
What you left here?
My heart.
- I'm sorry. / - Oh! What is it?
What? What? What's wrong?
I can't memorize my lines.
Taehun! An actor doesn't
use their head to memorize lines!
Memorize with your heart! Right here...
Wow, have you been working out? It's so firm.
It's my cell phone.
No wonder I wanted to touch it.
- Let's try it again. / - Yeah!
My heart.
Hold on.
Let me prescribe you something before you go.
What is it?
A promise of love.
Captain...
You must return to me.
Ms. Shin...
It says you run out embarrassed in the script.
Goodness! Goodness gracious!
I got a bit too into it.
I run out embarrassed?
Yes, and then you look back in regret.
How do I run out embarrassed
and then I look back in regret?
Like this?
Yes, right...
That's it...
Ms. Shin!
Oh, hey, Nami.
- Taehun. / - Yeah?
The director wants you.
- Thank you for your help, Ms. Shin. / - Taehun...
Taehun! Taehun!
Ms. Shin.
I got a lot of cakes for my birthday today.
I brought one for you.
Oh, thanks for this.
Is there anything you want?
- Well... / - Great.
Geez, does she always have to show off?
Does she want a present from me or something?
Ms. Shin, can you help me on my acting?
Geez!
Go ahead and run your mouth.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
Hey!
What did you just say to me?
Huh?
Well... The thing is...
You have so many fans. I couldn't help it.
- I got a bit jealous... / - That was a line, Ms. Shin.
- Oh? That was a line? / - Yes.
Oh! I was saying lines too!
Lines from my next project.
Goodness, she sounded so rude
that she actually scared me.
Gosh! That hurts my pride.
Keep running your mouth.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
Hey!
What did you just say to me?
- Gosh... / - You badmouthed me!
Miss...
I was just talking to myself.
- What? To yourself? / - Yes.
Miss...
I was just talking to myself...
So you should believe me.
Please believe me.
I've had enough of this.
I want you out of my house now.
Get out!
Miss...
But it's raining outside.
Goodness, I won't take for this any longer.
Miss...
I won't stand for this any longer.
Goodness...
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me slap the back of your head?
Ow!
My goodness...
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I hit you that hard?
Someone might think you were spiked
by a volleyball player.
Goodness, young people are so scary these days.
Son of a biscuit!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
I just slapped you head several times!
Ow!
- Ow! / - Ms. Shin...
- A dung beetle in the green room! / - It's me.
- Oh, it's you, Nami. / - Yeah, it's me.
You startled me.
Ms. Shin.
- Director Jang. / - We have...
The funeral photo for the shoot.
Oh, I look so pretty.
Too pretty to die this early!
Director! Come on!
You're missing something. Look.
It should be like this.
Now you can use this for your real funeral.
Goodness gracious...
That little hussy is trying to kill me off.
Goodness! I'm taking you out before I go!
Ms. Shin!
My gosh!
The dung beetle!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this padded vest.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello! Buy a warm vest!
That's right, people.
It might look like an ordinary vest,
but no animals were harmed during the production.
CEO Yoo Minsang is a big animal lover.
That's right.
That's right, everyone.
Yoo Minsang's padded vest
was made with his own hairs instead of duck down.
How can I stuff it with my hair?
He must think dirty thoughts all day.
- Hey! Stop it. / - That's why his hair keeps growing.
If you wear Yoo Minsang's padded vest,
you don't need to take a bag.
And that's because it has so many pockets.
Take a look.
So many pockets.
This is a lucky bag.
And that's not all, people.
- Take a look. / - Yes...
A photo of an old bag.
- Now you're making puns. / - Right.
Let's bring in a consumer
and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello. I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 and I live in Dangsan.
Yoo Minsang's padded vests are hard to find.
Store owners won't sell them.
What?
Yoo Minsang's padded vest doesn't stain at all.
That's why I use it as a rag!
Hey!
Yoo Minsang's padded jacket is very warm.
It's so warm that you won't stop sweating.
You can't stop sweating?
- Yes. / - Hey, what's going on?
You won't stop sweating.
Why are you sweating so much?
- Happy now? / - Happy about what?
Hey!
Does he have some kind of illness?
We'll tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's padded vest
is also bulletproof.
Take a look.
It says BTS. A bulletproof vest.
Come on. This isn't really bulletproof.
Did you just...
Did you hear him insult BTS just now?
I did not! I did not!
- You all heard that, right? / - I did not!
I didn't, everyone! I did not!
Please save me.
And that's not all. Yoo Minsang's padded vest
can be worn every year like new.
Take a look.
This is from the 2018 collection.
It's very simple, people.
You just...
You just do this...
And it's from the new 2019 collection.
That's all you have to do.
Hold on. You can't do this.
This is how you've been getting rid of your inventory.
No, that's not true!
- We don't do that. / - I do.
- No, we don't. / - So people...
If you're wearing Yoo Minsang's padded vest,
you don't need a long jacket
even in the harshest winter.
Let us show you.
Come on out!
Wow... It's long?
Hold on... You stuck a bunch of them together...
That's so long. That's too long.
You stuck a bunch together! That's too long!
We even prepared a shorter vest.
- Come on out. / - A shorter one?
- Yes! / - Hold it!
Wait a minute...
Why does this model look so puny?
Where did you get such a pathetic model?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
- Oh, dear. / - Ow!
♪ Rub some on scrapes and cuts ♪
♪ If there's pus, shake some on ♪
♪ New skin will grow back ♪
♪ The scrape is all better now ♪
For scrapes, Yoo Minsang's padded vest.
What do scrapes have to do with vests? Hey!
You'll need some of this after a beating! Come here!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's sausage soup.
- It's a padded vest! / - It's delicious.
Geez!